HED: equal rights

Harmony - Empathy - Destiny*   

10/10/09    

Newsletter of the Church of the Fourth Manifestation

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Written by Scipio Santuzzi

HELP RESTORE GENDER EQUITY  

Two girls sit at an office desk.

 Left says: “I’m so bored with my life. I need some excitement!” 

Right: “travel? Shop? Spend money you don’t have??” 

Left: “no, I think I’ll destroy my marriage! I’ll commit a robbery I’ll steal my husband’s bank account contents, steal his superannuation, steal his kids, his home, his car, all his assets, trash his reputation amongst his friends & if he tries to stop me I’ll get a DVO /AVO slapped on him". 

Right: “Then what?" 

Left: "For more fun I’ll force him to repeatedly appeal to the anti-Family Court then I’ll refuse to obey their orders. ‘Cause I’m female, they won’t touch me, nothing will happen. I’ll drive him to despair; he’ll kill himself".* 

Right: "Then what?" 

Left: "I’ll get a new 'partner' & do it all again!"** 
Right: "Is that all?" 
Left: "No, the second one I’ll encourage to babysit my kids while I sit here with you 'n' play the pokies. He’ll hate minding someone else’ kids so I’ll get them to accuse him of molesting them. If he resists I’ll get the local media bimbos onto him to smear him prior to getting him gaoled. Then I’ll steal his assets, too, under ‘Victims Of Crime’ laws. I’ll get onto TV as a VOC advocate. Maybe even get onto Ellen!" 

Right: "When do we start, girl?" 

Left: "After the next round of drinks. Let’s make it champagne!"

* Like 1,660 men each year, thanks to  divorce laws. 
**  Divorcee recently showed us her third wedding rings. 'I showed them to a bloke at the pub the other night. Could that be why he hasn't called me?" 

FOR REAL 'GENDER EQUITY': 
1. Abolish the Family Court. 
2. Close the Child Support Agency. 
3. Limit use of Domestic Violence & Apprehended Violence Orders. 
4. Remove gender imbalances in the news media and education system.